Looking for More than just a Paycheck?
This Opportunity is for you if:
✅ You can’t STAND being late or missing work
✅ You like people and have fun getting along
✅ You always tell the truth
✅ You aren’t afraid of hard work and take pride in your effort
✅ You go nuts if you start something and can’t finish
✅ You love being recognized for going above and beyond
✅ You think Matt is cool in the video
✅ You aren’t offended by the other column and think some of it is actually funny/corny.
This Opportunity is NOT for you if:
❌ You get butt hurt easily
❌ The Grudge wasn’t just a movie, it’s your attitude
❌ You’re on drugs, a criminal or just a plain old pain to deal with
❌ You change jobs more than you change underwear
❌ You don’t take showing up on time every time seriously
❌ You think work is supposed to be hard and boring
❌ You don’t play well with others- because for some reason nobody likes you
❌ Right now you feel offended
Fill out the questions below RIGHT NOW
And introduce yourself to us (before you move on to the next boring ad/life gets in the way)